Do you have any bread, sugar, corn, rice, peanut butter, or oatmeal lurking around in your kitchen cabinets? For God’s sake, don’t eat it! Instead, check out Mark Sisson’s great post, “The Many Uses of Junk Food.”
There’s a gold mine of good info here, but my favorite is one of his suggestions for ridding your pantry of sugar:
Kill cockroaches. These vile creatures love sugar, but they don’t love baking powder. If you mix the two in equal amounts, the roaches come for the sugar and die from the baking powder. Or maybe the fructose overloads their tiny roach livers?
STEVE, DO NOT WASTE EXPENSIVE DUCT TAPE ON YOUR EAR . YOU CAN PACK A WHOLE JAR OF THAT NASTY OLD PEANUT BUTTER IN YOU EARS AND SWIM WITH NO WORRIES OF GETTING WATER IN YOUR EARS !